A Fantastic Mixed Drink For the Unemployeed

This brought a smile to my nearly bankrupt face. Water may soon be taking the place of other things for me as well.

I seem to have things figured out with unemployment, I'll just be headed to my bank tomorrow morning to deposit everything I could find between the seat cushions and pay off my credit card one last time... Huh. Maybe I should check my credit card points and see if I could get a gift for my boyfriend or family that way.